| Speaking of Bastards... as a kid I had a friend who kept dieing.... |
| Then there was my friend the little jewish boy we all made fun of because he couldn't eat Christmas snow! |
| And then there was the fat kid whose mom was on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine.... |
| And of course Little Kenny who always knew all this dirty stuff (because his parents were poor) and he had that horrible tendency to die.... Those bastards! |
| And who could forget Chef, who taught me all I know about sweet lovin'! |
| I also got my own line of toys back in the early 80's. They slightly under exagerated my physical appearance, but didn't want to give the little blighters a false sense of what they should look like. =) |  |
| And of course I had an arch-nemesis: Skeletrantor! |
| Skeletrantor had vile evil henchmen such as Trantjaw! |
| But I had valiant allies such as Trant-At-Arms! |
| And Man-E-Trants! The increadible face changing man.... Although he had one favorite face. =) |
| As well as Ramtor! The human Cannonball! |
| !And just when I thought I had vanquished the forces of evil, they introduced the evil Trandak! |
| They tried extending my Action figure fame into the realm of robots, but it didn't quit work out.... guess I wasn't stiff enough! (Boy was that bad... must be loosing it!) |