| This was an artists rendition of the almighty TRANTORNATOR! |
| I had a shortlived carreer as a TV star in a comedy. Unfortunately they thought I was too good looking for the part and refilmed the pilot without me.... Those Bastards! |  |
| Another pic from the ill-fated venture. |
| This was a portrait of me upon my great conquests. Man, was I portrait-genic. |