| This was the original incarnation of the Trantornator! It's been a while.... |
| I wasn't always the TRANTORNATOR.... for a while
I had a stint as a cop..... This was me after some bad fights... being a cop was hard.... |
| ...but at least they gave me this cool car! |
| I also spent some time fighting evil legions of the damned that just couldn't get enough of me. Here I had my first encounter with cybernetics (that Chainsaw rocked). |
| I got around a lot back then.... did some missionary work educating the locals in modern customs... Fire arms, gun powder making, military strategy, pilow talk and of course, where to shop! Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart! |  |
| I also studied Archeology for a while.... lot of traveling in that job... kinda get's routine though. |
| Not another giant stone ball again... that the third one this week! |
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A fun little part I did a little while ago, had me trying to escape the prison city of Los Trantors. That eye patch really started to bug me... |
| The biggest grossing movie of all times couldn't have been made without my star power. The disaster of the Trantanic, with it's thousands of innocent deaths, was beatifully told through the love of a con man and a snobbish rich-b!^@# |
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Now not only did I mingle with the greats of the movie business, but those of the modeling world as well. Man that Cindy was a hotty! |
| How is it that you come and ask of me a favor on this the day of my web sites anniversary? Never did you invite me to your home for coffee, and never did you extend the hand of freindship to me, but now you want of me a favor, justice! This I can not do.... unless the PRICE IS RIGHT!!!! |
| Going back to the ROCK.... the game Alcatraz (by Infogrames, sequel to their stunning game Hostages) was the obvious inspiration for this star-studded film. A great flick with an even greater guy on the middle of the poster. |
| Going through time was one of the more interesting parts of my Movie carreer, however the whole Eodipus complex thing kinda got me weirded out there for a while.... |  |
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Not exactly Time Travel, but the next best thing I was a defrosted Special Agent. The babes may not be as easy in the 90's as they were in the 60's, but when you're as debonair as me who cares! ;-) |
| I had a quick stint as a top notch fighter jet pilot, unfortunately they found some weird-ass Scientology knuckle head to play the part.... I tell you I filled out that flight jacket so well.... |
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Taking on the legendary role of the great Barbarian King who has come to liberate the world of its evil enslaver.... Man if I really did play that part my head would get so fat I'd become a Republican too! |
| Now we finally know how man first makes contact with an alien species, and how the borg were involved... I'm glad I could boldly go where no toupe would follow! |  |
| Well I got to play a battery for the evil world dominating robots of the future... great story, corny bit with the Messiah complex though... although the casting of that was briliant! |
| When the bad guys start choppin' and that old Kung Fu Fighters song starts playin' in the background, you know who's up for a little noggin' kickin'! |  |